funny jokes

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them some basics before you start. “You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first is that you should not have any feeling of fear.” At this point, the teacher puts his finger [...]

It’s easy to start BitchTorrent for their distribution needs. To get started, all you need is a feeder. The feeder takes and seeds files called bleeders. With early planting feeders bleeders, you’ll find yourself inundated with needers need to find leeches feed on the seed.

Two groups of computer experts were set up to find  out if the computer system is male or female: male group, and the other group was a woman. The group of women reported that computers should be  known as “HE” because:
1. In order to draw your attention has to turn them on.
2. They have a [...]

This note is to announce the development of a new software company as a wholethe system. We are currently building a data center containing all company data that is Year 2000. The program is called Millennia Year Application Software System(MYASS).

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. He approached one of the women for an [...]