funny jokes

Are computers males or females? You decide.5 reasons why computers must be male: 5. Are largely dependent on external tools and equipment. April. Periodically cut to the right when you think you have established a network connection. 3. They usually do what we ask them to do, but will only of what they have and [...]

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made [...]

A man, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in a cemetery faces. In his next birthday, I bought nothing. She was quick to comment loud and long at his lack of tact. “Well, you have not used the gift I gave you last year. “

A blonde was terribly overweight, so his doctor put on a diet. “I want to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this for 2 weeks. The next time I see you have lost at least five pounds.” When he returned the blonde, who shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 [...]