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		<title>Funny Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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it&#8217;s soo funny   audio content is licensed by UMG Song 1: Gioachino Rossini &#8211; The Thieving Magpie Song 2: The Presidents of the United States of America &#8211; Kitty Song 3: The Nutcracker Song 4: Smash Mouth &#8211; All Star Song 5: The Wiseguys &#8211; Ooh La La PS: i will ignore messages [...]]]></description>
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it&#8217;s soo funny <img src='http://www.laughzone.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  audio content is licensed by UMG Song 1: Gioachino Rossini &#8211; The Thieving Magpie Song 2: The Presidents of the United States of America &#8211; Kitty Song 3: The Nutcracker Song 4: Smash Mouth &#8211; All Star Song 5: The Wiseguys &#8211; Ooh La La PS: i will ignore messages whit the subject &#8220;Business Proposal Regarding Your YouTube Videos&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Surprrise baloons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;Pay attention,&#8221; Are you paying attention? &#8220;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them some basics before you start. &#8220;You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first is that you should not have any feeling of fear.&#8221; At this point, the teacher puts his finger [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them some basics before you start. &#8220;You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first is that you should not have any feeling of fear.&#8221; At this point, the teacher puts his finger into the anus of the dead, and then licks.</p>
<p>He asks all students to do the same with the bodies before them. After a couple of minutes of silence to follow suit. &#8220;The second thing is that you must have a keen sense of observation: I stuck the middle finger into the anus of the corpse, but I licked my index.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s easy to start BitchTorrent</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 06:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s easy to start BitchTorrent for their distribution needs. To get started, all you need is a feeder. The feeder takes and seeds files called bleeders. With early planting feeders bleeders, you&#8217;ll find yourself inundated with needers need to find leeches feed on the seed.
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<p>It&#8217;s easy to start BitchTorrent for their distribution needs. To get started, all you need is a feeder. The feeder takes and seeds files called bleeders. With early planting feeders bleeders, you&#8217;ll find yourself inundated with needers need to find leeches feed on the seed.</p>
<p><span id="more-39"></span>When the feeder seeds the seed, you need the requirements needed to need to feed that may bleed when bleeding feeders what they called stackers. Now, stackers sit and take out the seed, while kneading the needers bleeders and package stacking hackers in the Feeder feeds needy. Slackers take stackers foray into the bleeding seed feeder.</p>
<p>Then cells monitor the nutrition they need feeder feeds the hacker, while seeds purge seeds and tricks stacker loader unnecessary bleeding. While tracker stacker batteries into the trap of writing power, the knocker can ill need to drain the power plant.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just that simple people.</p>
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		<title>The sheep go sleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Two groups of computer experts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two groups of computer experts were set up to find  out if the computer system is male or female: male group, and the other group was a woman. The group of women reported that computers should be  known as &#8220;HE&#8221; because:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two groups of computer experts were set up to find  out if the computer system is male or female: male group, and the other group was a woman. The group of women reported that computers should be  known as &#8220;HE&#8221; because:</p>
<p>1. In order to draw your attention has to turn them on.<br />
2. They have a lot of data but still no idea.<br />
3. Is supposed to help solve problems, but half the<br />
time they are the problem.<br />
April. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you have<br />
waited a little longer, might have had a new and better<br />
model.</p>
<p><span id="more-54"></span>The group of men reported that computers should be sent to<br />
as &#8220;she&#8221; because:</p>
<p>1. No one but the creator understands their logic.<br />
2. The native language they use to talk to other teams,<br />
incomprehensible to others.<br />
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory<br />
for later retrieval.<br />
April. As soon as you make a commitment to one, to find<br />
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.</p>
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		<title>Millennia Year Application Software System</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 15:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This note is to announce the development of a new software company as a wholethe system. We are currently building a data center containing all company data that is Year 2000. The program is called Millennia Year Application Software System(MYASS).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This note is to announce the development of a new software company as a wholethe system. We are currently building a data center containing all company data that is Year 2000. The program is called Millennia Year Application Software System(MYASS).</p>
<p><span id="more-46"></span>On Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting at which I will show MYASS everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees have the opportunity to get a good MYASS looks. Regarding the status of implementation ofprogram, I have not addressed the networking aspects so currently onlyone person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removedMYASS then expands.</p>
<p>Several people are using the program already and have come to depend on it. This morning I went into the office of a subordinate and not surprised to discover that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Inoticed that some of the less technical personnel are a little scared of MYASS. Just last week, when asked to enter some data the program had a secretary tells me &#8220;I&#8217;m a little nervous, I Never put anything in MYASS before. &#8220;I volunteered to help her through his first time and when we were through she admitted that it was<br />
relatively painless and I was really looking forward to him making again. She went so far as to say that after using SAP and Oracle, which MYASS had kissed.</p>
<p>I know there is concern about the virus that was found in a MYASS initial installation, but I am pleased to say that the virus has been<br />
eliminated and we could save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be necessary before entering MYASS. We planned this<br />
database to include all information associated with the business. So how to start using the program, feel free to put whatever you want in MYASS. As MYASS gets larger, we envision a time when commonplace to walk by an office and see a manager hand a document to aemployees and say &#8220;Here, in this stick MYASS.&#8221; This program has already demonstrated a great benefit to the company during the last OSHA audits and EPA. After requesting certain historical data the agency representatives were surprised by how quickly we provided the information. When asked how the numbers could be retrieved so rapidly our environment with great pride Manager &#8220;simple, simply took of MYASS. &#8220;</p>
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		<title>Gender Roles</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 02:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. He approached one of the women for an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. He approached one of the women for an explanation. &#8220;This is wonderful,&#8221; said the reporter. &#8220;What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?&#8221; To which the Kuwaiti woman replied: &#8220;Landmines.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Disney desperate housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>5 reasons why computers must be male</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are computers males or females? You decide.5 reasons why computers must be male:
5. Are largely dependent on external tools and equipment.
April. Periodically cut to the right when you think you have
established a network connection.
3. They usually do what we ask them to do, but will only
of what they have and they will not think about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are computers males or females? You decide.5 reasons why computers must be male:<br />
5. Are largely dependent on external tools and equipment.<br />
April. Periodically cut to the right when you think you have<br />
established a network connection.<br />
3. They usually do what we ask them to do, but will only<br />
of what they have and they will not think about it for yourself.<br />
2. They are usually obsolete within five years and must be traded<br />
a new model. Some users, however, feel they have already invested<br />
both in the damn machine that they are required to stay with a<br />
under the power system.</p>
<p><span id="more-51"></span>1. They get hot when they are active, and that&#8217;s the only time you<br />
have their attention.<br />
Five reasons computers must be FEMALE:<br />
5. No one but their creator understands their logic.<br />
April. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately in the memory<br />
future reference.<br />
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is<br />
incomprehensible to others.<br />
2. The message &#8220;Bad command or file name&#8221; is as informative as<br />
&#8220;If you do not know why I&#8217;m mad at you, then I&#8217;m not sure it will<br />
I&#8217;ll tell you. &#8221;<br />
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending<br />
half your paycheck on accessories for it. \</p>
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